Hey everybody,
Time for Vance's Rules for the new Batman movie.
First off, have Dick Grayson become Nightwing, and have Batman solo again.
Second, bring back the good badguys, and don't fucking kill them. We've already wasted The Joker and Two-face. Or just do the Riddler alot better.
Third, no love interest. Or, if it's necessary, then have her either be killed, or not be able to handle the fact that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
Fourth, make Alfred even cooler.
Fifth, bring back the Batmobile from the first two. It was way better.
Sixth, NO NEON LIGHTS. I can't stress this enough.
Seventh, not so cheesy this time. The dialogue has to be awesome. Especially if it's Christian Bale.
Finally, at least let him move his head a little more.
That is all.
Vance - 10:43 PM
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
HEY EVERYBODY!!
It's been a while, eh?
So what's new with the me? Short of being 18 friggin years old in 2 days, not very much, actually. Just still chillin in school, my schedule as of late has been far far too busy. I don't have enough time to like, do fun things and stuff like that. I'm working on school things, then music things, then schoolmusic things, and its hectic. And work. If I had more money, I would probably quit, based on the insane business of finals week. But I digress. Actually, I guess I don't digress. To digress, you need an original subject in the first place. I bought a Batmobile! It's friggin awesome. I like it a lot. Well, that's all. Thanks for dropping by.
Vance - 8:44 PM
Saturday, November 29, 2003
Hey everybody,
But specifically, hey London.
You may read this, and you may not, but either way, I feel I have to say this. The whole post about "doing" Amber was kind of like, i don't know, disrespectful. I mean, if you two actually are fucking, that's all well and good, but making her out to be an object like that is just bastardly. If you did have to talk about it, there are much better ways you could do it, but that just seemed out of line. Amber is pretty awesome, and a friend of mine, so when I hear/read things like that, it annoys me. That is all.
Vance - 9:54 AM
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
Hey everybody,
Some forgot-to-mentions,
Well, actually, one. As most of you know, I started the whole alcohol game. Well, I'm about done with it. It's different than being sober, but not enough that it's a regular habit. Now oxygen shots, that's where it's at! Thanks for dropping by.
Vance - 7:24 PM
Hey everybody,
Well well, it certainly has been some time, hasn't it?
But anyways, what's new in the life of Vance? Not a whole lot, it seems. The play is going hilariously well, from my end at least. If Bellerose is actually considered an arts school, we're pretty well fucked. No dancing has ever been so god awfully bad that I've giggled like a stupid jerk through the whole thing. But it was worth it. What else? Still single, so that's pretty cool. Or not cool, I guess it all depends on where you're coming from. I need to go to the mall again, as well as get a haircut. I need blank CD's on which to burn all my Nightwish before my brother deletes it all to make room for his country and rap. I'll probably put some Rammstein on there for good measure. And pork. For the love of dear sweet God I need some shredded pork. Also, grade 10 girls are far too attractive, considering it's damn near illegal and almost certainly creepy for me to have anything to do with them. But oh well. That's all. Thanks for dropping by.
Vance - 7:21 PM
Saturday, November 08, 2003
Hey everybody,
Can we chill out now? I'm updating.
Not too damn much has been going on over here. My goddam internet connection really pisses me off, in that every now and then it likes to just stop. Also, I've rediscovered my naughty little interest in musicals. Grease, Jesus Christ Superstar, Moulin Rouge, The Wiz, oh god. It's so sad and awesome at the same time. Also, messed up on cold medicine again. Hence, rambling. But now that I've fondled all of your conglomerate erections, can we get off my back?
Thanks for dropping by.
Vance - 5:52 PM
Tuesday, October 07, 2003
Hey everybody,
Letter time! Dear Amanda,
Hello. How are you? I am fine. I think that Bellerose is a school far superior to Paul Kane, both in student body, academic programs, and overall smell. Let me elaborate on my first point. Lance. He's got a great body, don't he? And he's a student. What more could you possibly ask for in a school. Also, you have a Japanese teacher who loves you on some dirty levels, like Mr. Gurnham. And you can make fun of me with Mr. Coffin again, just because I can't understand your dirty language. Finally, Paul Kane smells like old people. Bellerose is not old enough to smell like old people yet. Soon enough. And I will be there for all of this.
Sincerely,
Vance
Vance - 10:23 PM
Thursday, October 02, 2003
Hey everybody,
Oddly enough, I'm starting to get worried.
About what, you may ask? About everything in general. About failing school because I don't go to bed at a reasonable hour. About not going to bed at a reasonable hour. About girls, about friends, about insurance, about talents, about my future, about what in the fuck I'm going to end up doing with this shitbox life of mine. But on the other hand, I've never been one to worry. I don't think I'm smart enough to worry about something and have it last for too long. I mean, here I am, complaining about all these things that I'm worried about, when I'm not making the matter any better. I could be going to sleep, working on my English homework, and things like that. But I'm not. I'm sitting here, posting to you people. Are you people even there? Do people even read this thing? I doubt how much it actually matters that you know what I'm thinking when I decide to type it. Mostly girls. It's mostly girls that worry me. They don't worry me, they trouble me. I feel bad about myself around girls. Flat out truth. Sorry if it worries you. It certainly does me. Although, not for any particular reason. Just because I've been single all of a month and a bit now. I know that's nothing compared to a lot of people. And I have had some significant relationships in my time, however unimportant they are now. But still. How come when you're in a relationship, it seems that girls are all of a sudden available, and ready for you, but when you're single, they want nothing to do with it? Is it just more fun to tempt unavailable guys? I don't get it. Girls are crazy. Wack. And my future. The two big concerns of the eve are girls and my future. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with my life. I don't have good marks to facilitate much further learning. I don't have talents or scholarship worthy abilities. I certainly write a mean freestyle rant though. I guess I'll just let things fall into place again. They always seem to do so.
Welp, see ya!
Vance - 10:30 PM
